10 energy-related jokes your dad would make

Energy jokes

Feel like a light-hearted joke?

That’s funny – you don’t look like one.

Before you read on, I should warn you that the rest of this article is similarly unfunny. You’re welcome to leave now, or do as I do and keep a few of these in your back pocket to use on children (or your enemies – up to you).

Fan

What do wind turbines think of renewable energy?

They’re big fans.
Solar

What’s a solar panel’s favourite type of exercise?

Circuits.
Hello

How does the kitchen say hello?

It microwaves.
Bulb

What bank account does an LED lightbulb have?

An energy saver.
Electron

What do you call it when an electron cheats?

A Current Affair.
School

Why didn’t the LED lightbulb get top student?

The halogen was brighter.
Fridge

Why do fridges make good illusionists?

They don’t move, but they’re always running.
Fish

How is the fish and chip shop owner good at saving energy?

She makes things battery.
Wireless

Why are wireless appliances bad at music?

They don’t know any cords.

At Momentum Energy, the feel-goods don’t stop with our power puns. So if those ten truly awful jokes didn’t put a pep in your step, maybe switching to a renewable friendly, Aussie-owned power company will.

Take a look at our energy plans, or see how we fit into the renewable energy story.

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