We’re going to start with this: plastic has a place in our world.
No, we’re not talking about the lone pie wrapper tumbling dramatically down an empty street (please stop littering, it’s not art and your apathy isn’t cool) – we’re talking about the way it’s improved
health and safety by helping us store things like food and medical supplies. Compared to glass and metal, it’s much more energy-efficient to produce and transport, and some single-use plastic items make life a lot easier for
people living with disability, too.
Going plastic-free isn’t about abolishing the entire plastic industry. But there are definitely some low-performing plastics that should be shown the door. You know the ones – they spend 15 minutes holding your lemons and the
next hundred years breaking down into microplastics that end up inside the lemons your grandkids eat. That, or they stay in one piece long enough to be eaten by a fish, as is.
Grim. Now, let’s talk about ways to avoid doing that to your bloodline/sashimi.
No matter how much you know about going plastic-free, the people on these groups know more. They’re here for you.
Forgot the green bags? Sounds to me like you’re a human. And there are only so many groceries the average human can handle without assistance, so here’s the answer: don’t buy one of those thick plastic bags, don’t
buy one of the 99¢ green bags. Stroll down a couple of aisles and you’ll quickly find an empty box lying around. If you don’t, ask a staff member.
You can also use the paper mushroom bags at the supermarket for any vegetable, and no one will yell at you. Generally, I put fruit and veg in my basket directly (who decided things needed to go in plastic bags?), but this method is certifiably
sub-par for things like green beans and baby spinach. If I’ve forgotten my produce bags, I use mushroom bags instead and recycle or compost them later.
Some shops put things in plastic bags when they’ve got paper ones too – never be afraid to ask if there’s a paper alternative. You’re only living your truth.
If someone puts something in a plastic bag by default, use your nicest smile and tell them you don’t need it (for small items and short trips, you generally don’t). It’s only a minor inconvenience for them to take it
back out. Once you level up in your say-no-to-plastic journey, you’ll catch them before they even reach for one.
The same goes for any bag you don’t need, really – even if it’s made of paper.
Ever hear about the straw that broke the camel’s back? What about the last straw? The universe has been trying to tell us they’re evil* for centuries. It’s time we give them up.
*Except for when they serve a really helpful accessibility purpose. Then they’re fine.
A lot of pantry items are available in glass or cardboard at the supermarket, but others require a little extra effort. The good news is, options are out there.
You’ve probably heard about bulk stores that let you fill your own paper bags or containers from home. If you haven’t got one nearby, see what’s available online – some places can even deliver your plastic-free
haul to your door.
If you can’t eat in, get something that comes in paper or cardboard. Some of my favourites are pizza, bánh mì, anything from the bakery, burgers (although some will come in plastic-lined paper and cardboard), sandwiches
Some things are too saucy for cardboard packaging, and we get that. But most Earth-respecting venues won’t flinch at a request to use a bowl or plastic container you bring yourself. If they do, huff dramatically and walk away.
No problem. I’ve got five solutions for you (and three of them are alright):
a. Get an espresso and drink it there. You’ll be in and out in a heartbeat, and you’ll feel sickeningly European.
b. Get a three-quarter size to have there. These coffees look so comically small that you’ll finish them in half the time of a normal coffee. So far, science hasn’t proven why.
c. If you’re working in the office, bring an office cup with you. It’s not weird, stop thinking that.
d. Order dine-in and walk away with the cup. Bring it back and apologise later*.
e. Have the barista pour directly into your cupped hands.
Remember, coffee cups are usually lined with a plastic film, which means they’re not recyclable. If you’ve got no other choice, ask them to leave the lid off.
Cling wrap is a loser plastic. It sticks to things you don’t want it to (including itself) and good luck if you get it wet. Never mind the space it wastes in your fridge – no stacking potential whatsoever.
Put your leftovers into containers and enjoy superior fridge organisation, fewer fights with wayward cling film and less time wondering what exactly that spilled liquid at the bottom of the crisper is.
If you’re planning to go clothes shopping during Plastic-free July, get used to checking the label. Yup, a lot of clothes are made of plastic too (great!) and synthetic material sheds microplastics with every wash – things
like polyester, nylon and acrylic.
This is how I take my favourite snack from the bakery. Do I feel like a child? Always. Does the person at the bakery usually congratulate me on being such an anti-waste hero? Sometimes.
Try not to start your plastic-free kick by buying a bunch of new (possibly plastic) stuff. If there’s something you need to get you through the month, op shops are overrun with brand new water bottles, reusable coffee cups and lunch
boxes. Sure, it might have ‘World’s best mum’ on it and a photo of some stranger’s bulldog, but at least it’ll be a conversation starter.
Shampoo, conditioner, body soap and dishwashing soap are all available in bars. They’re pretty much the same as what you get in liquid form – minus the liquid – and they don’t come in a big plastic container. No
bicep workout on the way home, but gosh, what an eco-conscious glow you’ve got.
Take it from the person who has tentatively held out a beeswax wrap at a sushi joint, and brought actual crockery to a food court for takeaway. Living on the fringes of our single-use plastic society can be a lonely experience. If there’s
one thing I can offer to get you through those dark times, it’s this: think of your grandkids’ lemons.
Read our blog on what all those recycling labels mean.
Consider switching to a planet-loving power company.